//Thoughts to Ponder\\

..For married with children people..

....Why is it that when "Mom" goes into the kitchen and does something simple like fixes a sandwich for herself the rest of the family looks at her like she's some demon from the 5th dimension of Hell because she didn't fix everyone a sandwich but when "Dad does the same thing nobody thinks anything of it?

....Why don't they ever ask Dad "what's for dinner?" even if he had the day off and Mom had to work?

....Why does the Mom have to call the mother-in-law to see if she will keep the kids for a couple of hours when it's his mom but when it comes to our mom's He doesn't call our Mom, we do?

....Why is it when He wants to go out it's OK but when we do it's considered baby sitting for him?

....Why can't he make tea? 

....Why does his 40 hour a week job take up more time than your 40 hour a week job?

....Laundry?  Need I say more....

....Why is it that when he cleans the house EVERYTHING has to become dirtier first?

....After 5 years of paying every bill on time you forget 1 and he wants to vanquish you to the 5th dimension of Hell for it, but what about the 60 months worth of bills you didn't forget to pay?  Where's the Thank You for remembering those?

Sorry if I offended any of you married men out there, but if I did then you probably fit the profile above lol.